This is obviously ridiculous.
But he did it, and got people to join him. The event is called National Novel Writing Month (aka NaNoWriMo), and it takes place every November.
To clarify, the challenge is to write a 50,000-word first draft of a novel entirely in the month of November. It doesn’t have to be perfect. It doesn’t have to be edited. It doesn’t even have to be finished. It does have to be nonexistent until midnight on November 1 — no starting early — and at least 50,000 words long no later than midnight, November 30.
Last year, my darling wife did it — starting late and finishing early, even — and I made taquitos and encouraged her when she thought she wasn’t going to make it. It looked like so much fun I decided that I’d join her this year, circumstances permitting. Well, circumstances didn’t really permit, but I decided to join her anyway. I could always quit if I was failing horribly. And besides, 50,000 words sounds like a lot, but spread over 30 days it’s only 1,667 words a day, which is not all that bad. After all, I’ve banged out 10,000-word position papers in an afternoon; 1,667 words a day should be easy.
I was behind from the very first day.
1,262 words behind, in fact. The next two days were so busy I didn’t even try to write — which put me even further behind. By the morning of November 4, I needed to write 6,263 words by midnight just to get caught up.
Don’t get me wrong; I wrote a very respectable 2,007 words that day. But it wasn’t close to enough.
It got worse from there. When I went to bed on November 21, I still needed almost 28,000 words — more than half the total — and I had only 9 days to go. Meanwhile, I had no idea where my plot was going, and my wife was in worse trouble than I was. Her writing process is to talk about what she’s writing. A lot. As she talks, and people comment and ask questions, ideas come to her, and then she goes and writes them down. Last year, that worked wonderfully, because I was supporting her. This year, though, I was writing. My writing process is to say nothing, and write in utter solitude and silence.
Cracks were beginning to appear in the domestic bliss.
The spectre of failure loomed. We began to discuss whether we’d have to alternate, with one of us writing at a time, and the other in a support role, and then switching places next year. We decided, though, that we were going over the cliff with all our flags flying — either win together, or not at all. We needed a way to work together.
We didn’t have one. We talked about both our projects, which helped Kimberly immensely and — to my delight — helped me some, too. But it was costing me valuable writing time. Thinking that we were going to succeed became a conscious discipline rather than a belief.
That lasted for days. Just before bedtime on the 25th, with just 5 days to go, I was struggling along at 31,000 words, and Kimberly was just behind me.
Then a friend introduced us to Write or Die. It’s a web-based app with a simple text editor. If you stop writing, it turns your screen angry colors and plays nasty sound effects — crying babies, Hansen, and worse — on the theory that an immediate, negative consequence motivates better than a distant, positive one.
If it sounds like this doesn’t allow for sober reflection and careful attention to what one is writing, then you’re getting the idea. The goal is to WRITE — editing can come later. Bad writing can be edited, but blank pages can’t. It works better than you’d think, and both of us found surprising twists of plot and characterization arising from “mistakes” we made under pressure.
It was the tool we’d been waiting for. We instantly went from 1,000-word days to 3,000-word evenings, and better. We would write for 10 minutes at breakneck speed, churning out 300-600 words, then compare word counts so the winner could celebrate. A quick break to shake out the hands, get a bite to eat, talk character and plot on our respective projects, then back to it for another ten or twenty minutes.
All of a sudden I could spare the time to talk as much as Kimberly needed so she could write, and still get my own writing done.
Needless to say, we’re pretty happy with that. Kimberly’s book is nearly done. Mine still needs some serious surgery, and probably another 20,000 words or so. I’ll have something to do over the Christmas holidays.
But for us, the most important thing to arise from NaNo 2008 was gaining the ability to write together. Still on separate projects, but in the same house, at the same time, with two very different writing processes.
The domestic bliss is back.